Wednesday, March 21, 2007

This kid I know...Droopy Cock


Drew Peacock...wow. I mean his last name is going to suck regardless but yikes. I actually didn't really realize it either until I saw them write it out...Droopy Cock...sad, sad, sad. And now they're saying they don't intend to change his name either. That poor kid is going to be scarred for life and teased for eternity. Of course, if they do change his name, it's still going to take a while for people to forget what his original name was...but hopefully by the time he reaches elementary school, the world will have forgotten. Kids can be cruel...
By ANTHONY FRANCE
A COUPLE have just realised their howler — after naming their baby son Drew Peacock.
Shocked dad Russell only twigged when he put it in an internet search engine looking for famous namesakes, and was asked: Do you mean Droopy C**k?

The environmental health officer, 31, said: “It was as if I’d been smacked with a right hook.

“I can’t believe we’ve named our son ‘Droopy C**k’.

“I started repeating ‘Drew Peacock’ over and over again. Then I thought — what have we done?
“I went numb and couldn’t speak for two minutes. Then I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Mum Shetal Patel, 28, had also failed to spot the blunder over two-month-old Drew — despite being a registrar’s assistant.

She said: “I thought Russell had seen a ghost when he came away from the computer. We decided on the name a month before he was born — we both loved it straight away.”

The couple, from Bedford, are now concerned Drew’s name will cause him problems in later life.

Russell said: “People at work are already saying, ‘Hey, look there’s Droopy’s dad’.

“But we don’t want to change his name. It is on his birth certificate and other documents.”

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